*halfheartedly masturbates cuz i’m home alone*
- Me: Where are the owls? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
- Hooters Waitress: Please sir, you're causing a fuss and disturbing the other customers-
- Me: *banging my hands rhythmically on the table* WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE-ARE-THE-OWLS? WHERE ARE THE OWLS?
Help. I’m super obsessed with the mermaid theme!
Shove It - Santigold feat. Spank Rock
we think you’re a joke
shove your hope where it don’t shine
id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again